The 7 designer T-shirts every Hustler should own

Dec 04 2016

Blog: The 7 designer t-shirts every hustler should own

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So you're a busy entrepreneur with a sense of style?

Course you are. You're also sophisticated, impossibly attractive and frickin' hilarious.

From the moment you wake up, to the moment you go to bed, you make the most out of every single second. In fact, I bet your friends think you get 25 hours in each day.

However, even when you're hustling, you should be doing it with style.

So I've rounded up the top 7 t-shirts that the most stylish hustlers are wearing right now. 

So let's take a look at them, shall we?

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1. Done is better than perfect*

Done is better than perfect T-shirt

Supposedly this is the motto of Facebook HQ, and it clearly seems to be working, as Old Pube-Hair Zuck isn't short of a bob or two.

Mark, like you, is a hustler. He knows that you're judged on what you do, not what you say, and that's why he commands the respect of the entrepreneurial world.

As a hustler, you know you need to embrace this philosophy, and I don't think there's a better way than wearing it on a t-shirt. (But, of course, I'm a bit biased, because I work for a company that sells t-shirts to hustlers...)

On that note, here's a link to this t-shirt, in case you wanted to have a little look. #shamelessplug

*It's also a good motto for the selfish lover. Just saying. 

2. The Classic

The original Hustle t-shirt design

Great design is a lot like the perfect workday. Strip away all the BS, and just leave the absolute bare minimum. The old adage - less is more - has never been truer.

This is definitely the case with this t-shirt. It's one of the most popular t-shirts we've ever created, and we think it's because it follows the 'less is more' rule too.

Have a gander at this t-shirt design here.

3. The 'Proud A.F.' Hustler

HUstle & Grind clothing company - designer t-shirt

I'll be honest - we're not sure if this guy is actually a model or not. He just turned up to one of our photoshoots, put on this t-shirt, and started ordering the rest of the crew around.

Nobody had the balls to ask him who he was (have you seen the fecking size of him?), so Frances, our photographer just started snapping away.

Turns out, he's actually pretty good at the modelling lark. However, as soon as he'd got bored of threatening our warehouse staff, he just wandered off, still wearing our XXXX-Large t-shirt.

I'll be honest - I kinda miss him. (See this t-shirt range here)

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4. Fuelled by Haters

Fueled by haters t-shirt for hustlers

"Haters gonna hate". That's what they say.

"Sorry - can't hear you over all this winning..." - that's what we say.

This t-shirt is for the entrepreneur who knows that the odds are against him, but also knows, with 100% certainty, that he's going to make it.

After all, if it was easy, every fcker would be doing it, wouldn't they?

Have a look at this t-shirt here

5. The Hustler's Bar Chart

The Entrepreneur's Secret

Bet you thought you'd never need GCSE maths again. Wrong. 

This carefully researched and constructed* bar chart depicts the exact amount of hustle you have, compared to the rest of the world.

Yes, some approximations have been made, and okaaayyyy, strictly speaking it needs a scale on the Y axis, but other than that, it's the most accurate hustler graph available** in the internet right now.

So wear this with pride and prove to the world that you're 153 times better than them.

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*Or completely made up...

**Again, that may not strictly be true.

6. The Entrepreneur Formula

The Entrepreneur t-shirt design - Coffee + Wifi = Money

We hate Garston, (the model here).

He's too fecking attractive, too fecking intelligent and just a tiny bit too fecking friendly with our wives, if you catch my drift.

However, this is his favourite t-shirt, and we have to respect him for that.

We think this t-shirt sums up a day in the life of the true hustler - and best of all it's available in over 163 colour and size combinations.

Oh, and his name's stupid too.

7. Always Hustling

Always hustling designer t-shirt

The true hustlers checklist:

  • Fully charged phone battery
  • Large latte with extra shot
  • A purposeful stare

Now you can add this t-shirt to your morning checklist. Oh and its available in 7 styles and 5 different colours, so it doesn't matter how fussy you are - you'll find the perfect shirt for you. 

So if you're the kind of man who just doesn't give up, you need this t-shirt in your wardrobe.

Just don't get caught snoozing on the train whilst wearing it, OK?

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So what now?

There you have it. The top 7 t-shirts worn by UK hustlers today (subtle hint: You should be wearing them too!)

I asked our MD & Founder, Al Elliott, what he thought of the roundup.

"It's great to see our most popular t-shirts in one place," Al said. "I like how you've really captured what our designers were going for - very clever..."

"...but it's Sunday evening, and I'm in the bath. How did you even get into my house, Carl? I think we need another meeting with HR first thing tomorrow morning. Please, just take your laptop, and leave right now. I'm really not comfortable about any of this."

Our T-shirts are pretty nice...

...if we say so ourselves - none of this 'iron on transfer' cr*p.

Nope, each shirt is 100% cotton, and the design is professionally printed by highly trained, highly professional professionals, who know exactly what they're doing (in the professional sense).

Because we only use the best printers we can find, the finish is soft, yet durable, meaning you'll feel fresh and comfortable all day (and there's zero chance of your design fading, running or cracking when washed, like some of our cheap competitors).

What's more, we offer a 5 year guarantee with every T-Shirt.

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If it doesn't look as good as it once did (and it's not because you've been rolling around in goat-sh*t all weekend like a deviant), just send it back and we'll send you another, for free.

Here's 6 other things you may not know about us:

  1. Everything we sell has a 365 day no-quibble return policy. Buy anything you want today, and you'll have a full 12 months to return it for a full, no-quibble refund.
  2. We only use the best. We use cutting-edge Direct to Garment printing, on high-quality cotton t-shirts. (None of this 'ironed-on' rubbish here)
  3. All our products are organised into 'Collections' (like 'Gym' or 'Entrepreneurship' or 'General insults'). You can see all our collections here.
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  5. Every t-shirt has a 5 year guarantee. Yup, 5 years. If our t-shirt fails at any point in the 1,826 days following your purchase, tell us, and we'll send you a replacement, free of charge.
  6. We donate to Once Upon a Smile charity. For every t-shirt you buy, we donate £1 to the UK charity that helps bring smiles back to children who've lost parents.

We're Social Responsible...

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Check us out with our 'fair trade' stuff.

Our t-shirts are 100% ethically-sourced, organic cotton, meaning no kids, animals, or ozone layers are hurt during the making of your clothes.

As part of the Fair Wear Foundation, our manufacturers promise to treat workers fairly, and pay them well (no child/forced labour or 200 hour work-week rubbish here.

If that wasn't enough, we are 'climate neutral', meaning our garments are made using renewable green energy from wind & solar power.

So you can suck our furry wands, Primark - we're so much better than you. 

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