Up yours, Primark...

Nov 21 2016

When I started this company, I made a conscious decision to be different.

For example, you probably already know that:

  • I always insisted that only the highest quality cotton was used for our t-shirts
  • Every order is sent out using first class priority post so it get's to you as quickly as possible
  • Every customer gets a full 365 days to return a t-shirt (meaning you can order as many as you like and send back what you don't want)
  • There's a cast-iron, 5 year, no-quibble, no-bullshit, 100% money-back guarantee on every single thing we sell.

However, today I've stepped it up a notch, and we've got all socially responsible and shit.

As of now, every single t-shirt we sell is:

  • 100% ethically sourced: No harmful substances or animal testing are involved
  • 100% Climate Neutral: It's all manufactured using renewable green energy from wind & solar power.
  • 100% Organic: None of this synthetic shite.
  • No Child labour: We don't force toddlers to sew in the dark.

To summarise: Great t-shirts, excellent quality and no child exploitation.

So you can suck our balls, Primark.

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