You frickin' love stuffing your face with food & alcohol, don't you? (I bet you find it masks the pain of your loneliness.)
You're going to need a T-Shirt that tells everyone what an expert you are on gin, or how you only ever eat sushi from GENUINE sushi bars, or how a Wagyu steak is definitely worth £55.
What. A. Tit.
Ah well, at least now you'll have a way of telling your non-followers that your Instagram feed is dull as shitwater.
#foodporn #nom #bellend