So you exercise, do you? Whoopee-fucking-do.
Let me guess... you have one of those wanky knee supports too, don't you? Yeah, I knew it.
I'm guessing you want everyone in the world to know how ace you are, so you'd better buy one of these T-shirts.
Oh, and make sure you wear it when you go out to your poncey gin emporiums in town - it will save you the job of telling everyone how many marathons you've done this year.