You did it!
You're our newest member of the Rudology Club!
Welcome to the family. We're all slightly odd, quite funny and very rude. I think you'll fit in just fine.
Check your email to find out how to get all your goodies. In the meantime, we wrote this page for new visitors - it covers the 6 things you need to know to get the most out of us.
Still reading? Go get your credit card and buy something then, you SpunkMonkey.