Shipping & Returns

SPEEDY DELIVERY

We despatch all our orders using Speedy Delivery, meaning you should get your order within a day or so.  

If you're in a hurry to impress your friends with your new purchase, you can upgrade to Courier delivery.

SECURE CHECKOUT

See that green padlock in the address bar? No, up a bit. To the left of the website address.

That's the one.

That means that your card details are as safe as houses. We use the most up-to-date secure card processing systems to ensure your details never fall into the wrong hands.

You can even use PayPal to check out if you prefer.

5 YEAR GUARANTEE (YUP 5 YEARS!)

We take pride in supplying the very best t-shirts we can source, and we're so confident in our quality, every t-shirt comes with a 5 year quality guarantee.

If, at any point in the next 5 years you're unhappy with the quality, just return it to us, and we'll send you a replacement, free of charge.

Note: this guarantee does not apply if:

• The shirt was ripped whilst wrestling with tigers/bears/crocodiles or any other sharp-toothed mammals or reptiles (unless you supply video footage of the damage taking place, in which case you'll get a new shirt and a lifetime of respect)
• The shirt has been damaged whilst juggling open cartons of industrial-strength acid (watch those pretty eyes of yours...)
• The shirt is faded, ripped, or half-eaten as a result of being stranded on a remote South Pacific island ("Wiiilllsonnnnnnnnnnn!!!!")
• You've washed it every, single, bastard day for 5 years (if this is the case, 'Mister Obsessive', then you've got bigger problems than a worn-out t-shirt. Go see someone.)

GOT A QUESTION? 

Click the yellow button at the bottom left of your screen to get in touch.

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Happy shopping!